Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Quarterly Statement to the King

Your Majesty,

We have received disturbing news about national strikes crippling the Belgian economy. We hope you and your family are safe and sound. In case matters do get to a head, we would be honored to offer you asylum here at our commissary in New York City where wafels still are served without interruptions.

Last time, we spoke about our new infrastructure and our Spekuloos ice cream. In the past couple of months, we again have come up with several new ideas and improvements to keep our company growing and our customers satisfied.

One major improvement is the production of our Hot Belgian Cocoa. We have acquired the rights to recreate De Choclotron (used in Belgian space missions) here in New York. This has greatly increased our efficiency in making hot chocolates and dramatically decreased the waiting time for the wafeloons and wafelonnes.

Last but definitely not least, our new truck, KASTAAR, will be up and running very soon! While we patiently await your royal permit; we are scouting new spots, a lot of them outside of Manhattan in Queens & Brooklyn. As always, we will keep you and our customers abreast of the latest developments as they happen.

Yours Sincerely,


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